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How to raise a monster

Guide to raise your own monster So if you wanna raise a monster then you need to follow some rules Rule#1 some monsters come in different shapes and sizes sometimes they have a bug like form or they’re fuzzy worms but if it’s a little bit too ugly you still have to treat it as your Child Rule#2 Your monster will grow abusive overtime if you don’t treat it well you have to have like 6 hours of sleep and three meals a day just like a human you have to give it showers every week if you don’t then it will smell like someone is burning vomit into a sock that has been in the ground for 17 years Yes it sounds disgusting Rule#3 sometimes you don’t know what the gender of your monster is well here’s a way to know for sure The breath will tell. If the breath smells like bubblegum then it’s a female monster if it smells like something came out of the dumpster then it’s a boy. Rule#4 once your monster evolves then it will begin to speak and start to move a little because it’s growing legs a little...